1. Talking more than swimming.
Hey, it’s your 3 bucks but please don’t think you’re getting a workout.
2. Rage diving
Diving in without any regard for the people next to you who get swamped with the ripples.
3. Pee masters
Pretending to be cool while peeing the pool
4. Sneaking in
They sneak in after hours to swim without a lifeguard on duty.
Rather than swimming with their hands they swim on their feet in the hopes that they’ll go faster.